So I've come to the conclusion that one of the biggest factors influencing my fetishes is cartoons. I watched a ton of t.v. when I was growing up, and so I blame Warner Brothers and Disney for helping to shape who I am. Damn their cartoons with shrink rays, growth formulas, transformations, and evil plans to turn everyone into babies/dogs/statues/2-dimensional beings. Pinocchio sucks for showing how much fun it could be to be in the belly of the whale or turned into a donkey. Was Bugs Bunny sexy when he dressed up as a girl bunny? I'd hit it!!
Gah! I'm having flashbacks to the Banana Splits! Precious Pup! Atom Ant! Magilla Gorilla! Squiddly Diddly! Breezly Bruin! How about that weird live action/animation combo of Huckleberry Finn?
That's it! I want to be a cartoon! Take me to "Cool World" only don't make it suck so badly! Take me to world of Roger Rabbit! Oh! If only life could be like a cartoon.
That's all folks!