There's something about the male psyche that wires the brain right to the penis. One of the biggest fears a man has when growing up is whether his johnson "measures up." But how does one know if his willy is tiny, average, or hung like a horse. The last one is pretty easy. I have seen Long Dong Silver in a video and know that when it reaches your knee, you are of monstrous proportions. But what about the average joe? He could sneak a peak in locker rooms, but then he might be labeled as a fag. That could be death in high school. He could buy a porno, either magazine or dvd/tape, but you know that the average is skewed toward the larger end because that's what people want to see. Right? Plus there is the fact that if the camera can add 10 lbs to an actor, it could add an inch or two to the schlong. Objects on the screen may appear larger than in real life. Nobody wants to have a "George Castanza moment" (I WAS IN THE POOL! IT WAS COLD!) when they reveal themselves to their lover for the 1st time. And so the anxiety builds and a man feels inadequate. He then goes out and buys various devices like Swedish vacuum pumps or pills like Enzyte (the natural way to male enhancement!) It is only after the man gets his lover into the sack and pleases said person will he finally stop worrying about how he measures up. And size is definitely not everything as I have recently found out. Why do I bring all of this up? Because it's a great ego booster when a few people of both sexes say to you, just like in the story of Goldilocks, "You're just right!"
And I tried to use as many euphemisms for cock as I could. *laughs*