December 12th, 2008

hang

Good Idea Bad Idea

Good Idea: Watching a movie with your mom
Bad Idea: Watching "The Bucket List" with your mom which deals with dying of cancer and your dad died of cancer.
*facepaws*
You know your parents loved one another deeply when mom still cries about dad's death almost 7 years ago.
nevadaxmas

Office Party

We had our annual Xmas party at work today over lunch period. Once again I suited as Santa Bear and made all of the kids cry *facepaws*

Somebody made brownies and one looked exactly like a turd. There were comments like, "Oooo! It looks like Santa Bear left us a present!" One of my co-workers eventually ate it. I made a comment about how this was turning into "Pink Flamingos." Only one of the younger employees caught the reference and *LOL'd*

During the potluck lunch I went to get seconds. I told a co-worker to save my place at the table. I even left all of my utensils, napkin, and drink at the place. When I returned the assistant office manager had taken my spot along with our deputy commissioner (think assistant CEO of the company) who happened to be here for a visit. I was pissed! Obviously you don't tell the 2nd in command to fuck off, so I found another seat. I got my revenge, however, when we played "Dirty Santa" and I yoinked our manager's bottle of wine. Mwaa haa haa!