April 11th, 2010

toasted

Slobs

I took Mesa on his daily walkies today. I noticed a green Honda Element driving around which is not unusual. I was not too far from home when I saw the Element driving back to the main road at a high rate of speed. That was a little unusual. I made the final turn to head home when I saw the nice freshly dumped pile of trash. WTF?!? As you can imagine, I was furious. Mr Dumper was not the brightest tool in the shed, however, because mixed in with all of the trash were various old bills and pay stubs with the idiot's name all over them. I called the cops to report it. Let's see if they do anything about it. I might do a little detective work myself to see if a person with the same last name lives at the address found on the bills and has a green Element parked in the driveway. They might be getting their trash back one of these evenings.