January 20th, 2011

drunkcarebears

Hammer Time!

If you have hung out with me and Kitty, you know we love to play the "Punch Buggy" (a.k.a. "Slug Bug") game. That's when you spot a VW Beetle and hit your opponent in the shoulder and yell, "Punch Buggy *color*!" We play the rule where convertibles warrant a second punch. We don't distinguish between old skool or modern bugs, but I'm thinking we could adopt a double punch rule for the old skoolers. Kitty and I play a very friendly version of the game. Our punches are just hard love taps. We played it with czar_wolfhound once, and he played it like he would with a brother. Ow!

I thought I had invented a new version called "Cruiser Bruiser" where you hit your opponent when you see a PT Cruiser, but I later found out that someone had also thought of that. So now I am announcing a new version. Hopefully it hasn't been invented yet. It's called the "MC Hammer" where you punch your opponent whenever you see a Mini Cooper. Hopefully it will catch on! Help spread the madness! ;oP