April 26th, 2011

spanky1

"Snow" on the Reservoir

Just when you think you've seen it all.

On Sunday a plane crashed into one of our reservoirs. The only effect to us was that we shut down our small release so as not to send oil or other engine fluids down the river. While police were investigating the crash, packets of cocaine started floating to the surface. Today there were reports of "body parts" also found floating in the water. We're not sure if they are going to try to recover the plane or if even any of the plane remains intact. Of course me being the King of Snark in the office I have already come up with a couple of jokes.

"With all of the drugs in the water we're going to change the name from Heron Reservoir to Heroin Reservoir."

"I guess this will REALLY put the coca in the kokanee salmon!"