May 19th, 2011

lavabear

All Clear?

Things must be just peachy in Japan. Fukishima must be under control. All of the death and destruction from the tornadoes a few weeks ago must have been cleared up. Was there flooding in Minnesota and North Dakota? I forgot. Didn't something happen in Christchurch New Zealand a little while ago? There must be peace in the Middle East because I rarely hear about Libya or Syria or Bahrain any more. I know things must be all calm around the world because the biggest stories in the news are about Arnold being a baby daddy and some old, rich, French asshole wanted some nookie. C'mon rapture!