I thought I had come up with a new joke this morning, but a quick search of the Interwebs proved that I am about 10 years too late. *lol* The concept is old, but the joke is mine.
Did you hear that they're making "An Inconvenient Truth II?" The soundtrack will be produced by a mathematician. It will be called "Al Gore Rhythm." Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal.