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Thursday, March 2nd, 2017

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When I wrote my "Al Gore Rhythm" joke a few days ago, I had Googled that phrase and came up with numerous pics of Al Gore playing the drums. OK. So not an original concept. I thought of another joke yesterday and Googled that. Nope! Original content! So here's joke:

What is an essential piece of climbing gear that Mexicans will need to get over Trump's wall?

A CARA-BEANER!

Bonus: The New York Metropolitan Opera is up in arms about something Donald Trump reportedly said in the back of a limo. He said that he really loved going to the opera and especially going backstage to meet the singers. He said that as president he could do anything he wanted and get away with it. He could even grab them by the Puccini.

I'm sure czar_wolfhound will be plagiarizing them to Facebook tomorrow. *lol*

Perhaps I'm going through a brief creative spurt. About 15 years ago I posted a whole bunch of original limericks to alt.tasteless.jokes This one received the most praise:
I dated a girl from Decatur
Who got off on an Idaho tater
But oh rotten luck
The tater got stuck
So I threw in a T-bone and ate her.

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