Sabot L'ours (sabotlours) wrote,
Sabot L'ours
sabotlours
  • Mood: devious
  • Music: "Shake Hands With Beef" -- Primus

Raspberry Iced Tea

I felt like I was drinking a bit too much caffeine at work (4 cans of Diet Pepsi a day), so I decided to switch to Crystal Light and various other generic equivalents. I really like the raspberry flavor. I noticed, however, that when I make it, it really stains everything it touches. My fingers turn red and if I don't wipe up any spill on the counter top IMMEDIATELY, it will have a nice red tint. What the heck kind of dye do they put in this stuff?!? I also found out it has the power to stain other things.


When I went to take a dump a few hours after drinking a big glass of the tea, it looked like I had gone 10 rounds with Thor. Seriously! If I gave that stool sample to a doctor, he would have thought I had some serious internal bleeding. I'll say it again, what the hell is in this stuff?!? Maybe I need to switch back to Diet Pepsi. Or water. Bleh.
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