Sabot L'ours (sabotlours) wrote,
Sabot L'ours

Just Call Me Ed Gruberman

I had a funny experience riding my bike into work this morning. I was about 8 blocks from work and I noticed this woman in a jogging outfit laying on top of a brick wall. I sort of did a "WTF?!?" as I rode passed. I then noticed she had 2 little dogs with her. They immediately start yipping their little heads off. I then notice that they are not on leashes and come tearing after me. Now we're talking little yippy dogs that are probably just a little bigger than my cat. I speed up a little bit but one starts gaining on me and nipping at my heel. I go "Boot to the head!" and reach back with my right foot. It catches the dog squarely in the muzzle. All I saw as I looked back was a small pile of fur tumbling down the street. I LOL'd.
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