Sabot L'ours (sabotlours) wrote,
Sabot L'ours
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Sad News

I just returned from a visit to my doctor, and he gave me some very bad news. It appears that I have only 30-40 more years to live, TOPS! The news was a bit of a shock, but I have decided to take it all in stride. I have called up the great Spirit Bear to guide me and this is what he told me. I should quit my job and spend the rest of my days just traveling around the country, fursuiting while I'm still able, attending as many furry conventions and furmeets as possible, drinking as much fine alcohols and eating as much good food as I can, and to have sex with as many friends as possible.

So, my dear friends of the furry fandom, I have a great favor to ask. Since I must quit my job in order to carry out my final wish, I will be without income for a couple of decades until Social Security can help me. I'm asking each one of you to donate whatever you can to my cause. I will post a Paypal button in a couple of days. Please donate generously. If you also have a place where I can stay as I travel across the country, please let me know as well. I need a place to watch t.v. and play video games while you're at work.

Thank you, my dear furry family. I know you won't let me down because...well...we're furry! That's ALL that should matter!
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