I got on the phone and called the cops' non-emergency #. I passed on the information. I then went back up on the mesa to get some lulz for when the cops showed up. I sat there behind some bushes for about 30 minutes waiting for someone to show up. Finally a person gets out of the Explorer's back. Then another person gets out (unfortunately it was a guy and gal so no hot ghey secks). They hop in the front seats and drive away. WTF?!? It was well over 30 minutes since I called. Well, perhaps they were just up there talking. The freshly opened condom wrapper suggested otherwise. I hung out for another 10 minutes before walking back down to the house.
I have really and truly had it with cops. They are completely and totally fucking useless. I have nothing but scorn and disdain for them.