"Surrogates" - So it's kinda like real life Second Life? *YAWN*
"Jumper" - Did I miss the plot here? Oh! There wasn't one! My bad!
"Duplicity" - I had the plot figured out in 15 minutes. Pretty good "Oceans 11" type vibe, but I really don't give a crap about the Julia Roberts / Clive Owen love story. Alternative title:"Unfing around the world."
"Transformers II" - Oh boy! It's from Michael "Blow Shit Up" Bay! It's not saying much, but I liked it better than the 1st.
"GI Joe" - I made it better by MST3K'ing it with lots of Fensler Film quotes. Porkchop Sandwiches!
"10,000 BC" - It's like "Apocalypto" + "Stargate" + a whole lot of suck! At least I was happy to see that I was wrong in that they were not chased by dinosaurs. Giant carnivorous birds are MUCH more believable.