Sabot L'ours (sabotlours) wrote,
Sabot L'ours

Nevada vs The Gorn (or The Internet is for Gorn)

I was teleported by the Metrons to a forsaken planet where I was to do battle with the Gorn Commander.

I was told that the planet contained resources which I could utilize to make weapons. I chose a rock.

Unfortunately the Gorn Commander also chose a rock, and he had better aim.

I tried pushing a large rock on top of him, but it was to no avail.

I remembered that old Pat Benetar song "Sex as a Weapon" and thought it was my only hope. I turned on the charm.

After several hours of "battle" we decided to end our conflict.

The galaxy is at peace once more. I think the Gorn Commander and I have a real shot at a relationship, and I think the Metrons were watching us because I thought I heard fapping.
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