Sabot L'ours (sabotlours) wrote,
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What Part of "Fursuit Parade" Don't You Understand

Old bear rant ahead.

So I just took part in the FC fursuit parade. It was a lot of fun. I noticed, however, that what people are considering "fursuits" leaves a LOT to be desired. I think I may have ranted about this after another FC parade a few years ago. It is called a "FURSUIT" parade because the participants should be wearing an animal suit. It could be a full suit or it could be a partial. Some partial heads are really gorgeous and they are of animal characters. That's fine. In the past I have had problems with having Jack Sparrow, The Evil Queen, and Beetlejuice in the parade because, while you may think they are awesome performers, THEY ARE NOT FURSUITERS! If you want to change the name to "Costume Parade," then do so and open it up to everyone. How you can call an inflatable sumo wrestler a "fursuit" is beyond me. During today's parade Dex Fox said he saw someone in the parade who was wearing a tail. That was it. Really?!? Are you that desperate for attention that you feel like you have to march in a parade designed for people who spend thousands of dollars to look like a true anthropomorphic character? I, myself, saw one tard who had a mask covering his eyes and nose while wearing regular clothes. I though he at least had a tail, but it was just a piece of cloth. Wouldn't you feel like a total retard standing in a room full of gorgeous furry suits and there you are standing there in street clothes? Oh! I hope he drank lots of water before he undertook the arduous march! I think next year I should sign up for "Iron Artist." I can draw a mean stick figure! I'm ready to compete against Dark Natasha or Goldenwolf.
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