I'm having a very nice evening on the patio. So nice that I decide to get nekkie to fully enjoy the warm evening. So I'm sitting there listening to Classic Vinyl when the wind picks up. In a matter of seconds plants start flying across the patio and I'm screaming "What the fuck!!!" Kitty's car alarm goes off. I'm fumbling to find her keys while stuff goes flying across the yard. Finally I shut off her alarm and assess the situation. There are broken pots everywhere and its dead calm. I'm still yelling "WTF" because it was so surreal. And I'm still nekkie. Even more surreal.